Oh, so we should encourage the squirrel to organise a tug meeting and test the trains on the way?
No, it was totally honest. They are amazing! I think most of the few delays they have are imported by trains comming in from other countries, so not even their fault.
Oh yes, it is! I normally don't even book very tight connections, but there I did a 3 minute interchange without even having to run :)
I am wondering who reasonably is punctual then? From the 3-4 messages above, I am getting an impression that all Italy, Germany and Switzerland are not up to the mark. Based on the popular un-serious image of France and Spain, it seems unfair to expect it from them either.. :P Meanwhile, being an Indian, I am overconfident about us acing the list of tardy communities.
never went by train in Switzerland. Is it that much better than the rest?
The last time I was in Germany, the myth of the German railways collapsed. They are becoming Italianized :D
Mmm, German railway doesn't want me to go to the Dante meeting. Already had complete shutdown of a train station due to a police action, rerouting due to a freight train leaking a chemical substance and a signaling error and am only 3/4 of the way. What else will happen?
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!  (Image by @Ulrike Fischer)
For everyone who ever wondered about the energy required to write a novel: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X97DDWvxaqQ
Now I need to read the whole issue again to find the 3rd one :)
Hi, I haven't been following LaTeX news closely in the last years and just discovered cmdguide.pdf (`texdoc cmdguide`) in the [LaTeX2e News Issue 43](https://latex-project.org/news/latex2e-news/ltnews43.pdf). I am **delighted** to see all these important new interfaces and concepts from the last years explained in a single document! `\NewDocumentCommand` and friends, hooks, the new interfaces for customizing shipout, the new marks API, properties, sockets and templates. Yay, thank you so much! :) Only missing, as I see it: a link to the PDF file that I would expect to find [here](https://ctan.org/pkg/latex-base)?
The newest TUGBoat not only has one, but two photos of the Bär! https://tug.org/TUGboat/Contents/contents47-2.html
Just found the full publication at https://www.verkehrsministerkonferenz.de/VMK/DE/termine/sitzungen/26-03-25-26-vmk/26-03-26-25-beschluss-5.2.pdf?__blob=publicationFile&v=3 Funny to see how the font for `Ü` wasn't available in italics and had to be substituted with upright :) 
Is this a new record for the most typographic sins in a single formula? https://chaos.social/@gittaca/117196848143195103
Oh, elderberry jelly sounds good, not sure if the vanilla is necessary :)
Oh, that's a nice idea too! "There is a bug in the lemon curd" -- "Use the strawberry jam instead." :)
Last year we had jam and marmelade types as internal release names at my dayjob. This year it's more boring and just fruits :(
I think this is the most unusual naming scheme for software releases I've ever seen: https://github.com/superhighfives/pika/releases
The main change is a new graphical table of contents in the documentation: just click on the image of the tikzling and it'll take you to the section in the doc :)
By chance, I came across this old article: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/jun/21/gchq-mastering-the-internet ... now I can't stop imagining Mycroft Holmes sitting in his scary office writing beamer presentations. Or has he already switched to ltx-talk? 
For those of you, who are in the area of the solar eclipse tonight, but don't have protective glasses: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wvaMK2vFvks