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Joe ObbishJoe Obbish
James JenkinsJames Jenkins
Jack DouglasJack Douglas
Erik DarlingErik Darling
Joe ObbishJoe Obbish
sql-server-2017
AndrewAndrew
sql-server-2016
VéraceVérace
mysql-5.6 dbfiddle
searle1986searle1986
sql-server-2019
searle1986searle1986
sql-server-2016
QuadeQuade
sql-server-2017
stop the merry-go-round
Erik Darling
alt.bin.topanswers
Joe Obbish
There could be a TopAnswers: Animu & Mango
Sean Gallardy
I see how that could be a problem
Joe Obbish
Lamak only reads mango
Sean Gallardy
When are Joe and Lamak going to make an anime TopAnswers - that's the burning question on everyone's mind
Forrest
...and an interesting question
Forrest
Oooh, I see my name
Sean Gallardy
I hope we all have real jobs... and continue to have them
Erik Darling
forrest has a real job
Joe Obbish
I find that the question asking process is much more enjoyable when you don't desperately need an answer
Joe Obbish
Forrest might be able to do it
Erik Darling replying to Joe Obbish
just accept the fact that you're going to need to wait for paul
Erik Darling replying to Sean Gallardy
EXACTLY
Sean Gallardy replying to Erik Darling
and neither of them are very good...
Joe Obbish
Top Answers Only please
Joe Obbish
flagged; didn't read
Joe Obbish
"i don't have an answer,..."
Joe Obbish replying to Erik Darling
nou
Erik Darling replying to Joe Obbish
add sql server version plz
Joe Obbish
requesting all TOP ANSWERS: https://topanswers.xyz/databases?q=853
Max replying to Joe Obbish
hah!
Joe Obbish replying to Max
karma for all of your nasty tweeting
Max replying to Joe Obbish
I've got a shot of my outside  
![20200402_120737.jpg](/image?hash=17a68b7da5e5fd5548dbe1982f9d3e147d65e5f4f3378fea8610c4e5822c9eac)
Josh Darnell replying to Erik Darling
EXACTLY
Erik Darling replying to Josh Darnell
those are cities in nj
Josh Darnell
Is that what Paul thinks a sandwich is?
Josh Darnell
I feel like the water sandwich revelation casts a weird light on Paul's sandwich shop.
Josh Darnell replying to Erik Darling
Don't throw your NYC inside jokes at me
Joe Obbish
check my privilege, Max
Joe Obbish
I'm working outside
Erik Darling replying to Josh Darnell
that's the crime-statistic equivalent of moving from newark to trenton 
Josh Darnell
*rushes to put the database in version control*
Josh Darnell replying to Erik Darling
LOL
Joe Obbish
anyone who does should lose their SQL licence
Joe Obbish
I have never seen a person write code like that
Joe Obbish
or some other auto-generated code
Joe Obbish
maybe that's from an ORM?
Sean Gallardy
People write queries like this? WTF?  
`select 1 from t [Z] where a in (select 1 from t [Y] where a in (select 1 from t [X] where MyDatabase.dbo.t.b = 0)) and b = 1`
Erik Darling replying to Josh Darnell
https://twitter.com/redgate/status/1245778068423282696
Josh Darnell replying to Erik Darling
I would like to see that.
Joe Obbish
which is required for the fix?
Joe Obbish
then they eventually added TF 11047 ?
Joe Obbish
I tested it and it didn't work
Joe Obbish
so they published that fix
Joe Obbish
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4480641/fix-columnstore-index-build-request-may-time-out-after-25-seconds-thou
Sean Gallardy replying to Erik Darling
Yah man I don't know with this one, like it's weird
Max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-2XxgHIXk
Sean Gallardy replying to Erik Darling
ORLY?
Joe Obbish
think you'd have to declare your water sandwiches?
Erik Darling
i was doing research about moving to nz
Joe Obbish
so how'd you find the water sandwich thing anyway? are things going that poorly in NYC?
Joe Obbish replying to Erik Darling
I know, many of my messages are underrated and deserve stars
Erik Darling
would anyone like to see the least compelling chart of all time?
Sean Gallardy
Well that escalated quickly
Erik Darling
i hope you get COLD SORES
Josh Darnell
Pity star
Erik Darling
i hope you all get COLDS
Erik Darling
how does that have no stars
Erik Darling replying to Joe Obbish
maybe even eating one
Joe Obbish replying to Erik Darling
do you think Paul is busy making a water sandwich?
Sean Gallardy
I mean... you live in winterpeg
Max
Its f*cking snowing here.
Sean Gallardy replying to Joe Obbish
True story, I liked changing the avatar and seeing what you all came up with
Sean Gallardy replying to Paul White
Don't be Jelly, I can text them to you too ;)
Joe Obbish
are water sandwich delivery shops considered to be essential businesses?
Joe Obbish
how many water sandwiches are in the daily rations?
Joe Obbish
wow, Level 4 is indeed serious business
Erik Darling
@Paul explain yourself
Erik Darling
![1585607150034.jpg](/image?hash=ce8a42a6735df5359466a36f2419c3c1e06936728600f5b6e3c53b59245e6bb9)
Joe Obbish
just barely
Joe Obbish
I suppose reading the site is ok
Joe Obbish replying to Erik Darling
I stand corrected 
Erik Darling replying to Joe Obbish
i haven't scabbed
Paul White
that is sad
Joe Obbish
the big problem with Sean quitting dba.se is now no one will post answers with his avatar anymore
Joe Obbish
50% SCABs in that picture
Paul White
good times
Paul White
not relevant, but I just found it
Paul White
![](https://i.imgur.com/J8jBTc2.png)
Joe Obbish
maybe he arranged things
Joe Obbish
Erik says that's the worst version of sql server
Paul White
Goodness knows where it is now
Paul White
I had a SQL Server 2014 one but my wife stole it
Joe Obbish
I might be willing to settle for a SQL Server 2008 R2 baseball cap
Joe Obbish
how many lemonade apples are you offering in return?
Paul White
Who's going to send me a Cuomo baseball cap
Paul White
Let's Get After It!
Erik Darling
for turning in this SCOFFLAW who hides behind foreign citizenship while enjoying the fruits of new york's labor
Paul White
You'll get your reward fella
Erik Darling
maybe i'll get a reward
Erik Darling
i have your bank info, i'll pass it along to the authorities 
Paul White replying to Erik Darling
Cheques have been discontinued here
Josh Darnell replying to Paul White
👍
Erik Darling
start writing a check, pal
Paul White
He has PowerPoints
Erik Darling
careful, you may have to pay ny taxes now
Paul White
Cuomo is speaking at me through my TV right now
Erik Darling
maybe his decent run is because of those things, though
Erik Darling replying to Paul White
mayor. the governor is abnormally corrupt and heavy-handed, even for a ny pol, but is having a decent run with handling the virus 
Paul White replying to Joe Obbish
crikey!